Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...