Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...