Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...