Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!