The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...