Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...