Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...