A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...