New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...