If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...