It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...