Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!