Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...