Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...