Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...