Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...