A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...