Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!