Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...