A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...