A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...