Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...