Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.