Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...