Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...