My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...