A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...