Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...