A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...