Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...