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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
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yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
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A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...