Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.