Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...