Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...