Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...