Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...