Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...