Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...