Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...