Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...