Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...