Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...