Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...