My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...