What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...