Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...