Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Dairy Queen
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Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...