TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.