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A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
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A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
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The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Blonde AND Polish!
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a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...