A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.